This man needs a check and a chick.
Here's a little game. Guess whether the following story is from The Onion.
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Anthony Sionni can’t believe that his worn 2001 Ford Taurus — the state says it’s worth $3,850 — will generate a $171 car-tax bill this year. One side mirror is held in position with Gorilla Glue, its maroon paint is chipping and the odometer reads 174,801 miles.