T4W = Time for whiskey
TXT L8R = Can’t find reading glasses
WWIS = What was I saying?
IV-NV = My kid’s going to big-name college, neighbors jealous
X2EZ = Crossword puzzle too easy
WILMA! = Lost my keys
GOTMG = Going out to mulch garden
VROOM! = Got tires rotated
WSWS = Wearing socks with sandals
-- The New Yorker
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