It's bad all over

Noted on The Drudge Report:

Murderer sues Colorado for saving his life...
Wildlife abandoning young...
Millionaire's son, 6, dies after accident at mansion where woman found hanging naked...
Cops shoot each other trying to arrest child porn suspect at HARRY POTTER screening...
Girls urged to strip to support Putin as president...
Burglars steal dead teen's ashes, Tooth Fairy money...
Nipple