How to get a job. No, really.

You're perfect for the job.
The rule: Have no idea what you want to do.

Susannah Breslin, writing in Forbes:
These days, everyone has an answer for you when it comes to looking for a job. Your resume should look like this. In interviews you should say this, but you shouldn’t say this. It’s OK if you email this person, but you must never email this person. Wear this. Do this. Don’t do that. You