Change your name, get a job

From the Wall Street Journal:

While he didn't base his career on his name, Austin, Texas-based urologist Richard Chopp, has managed to have some fun with it professionally. Although he tries to be sensitive about emphasizing his name in marketing materials, patients who get a vasectomy at Dr. Chopp's practice leave with a T-shirt that reads "I was 'chopped' at The Urology Team, P.A."
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