We're taking Fluffy to the vet

This Associated Press dispatch from Tacoma, Wash., cracked us up:
A Tacoma bar has canceled its goldfish races after complaints from animal rights activists.

Every Tuesday night the Harmon Tap Room would feature races in which cheap feeder fish from a pet store were "raced" down two 8-foot troughs. Racers guided the fish with squirt bottles.

Bartender Joel Cummings told KIRO-FM the fish were