But will my nose fall off?

I have a long list of annoying things about TV commercials. It starts with drug spots that inform me that some people taking this drug have keeled over and died. After they develop disgusting, oozing rashes. And a leg falls off.

It includes the UPS bits extolling the virtues of "logistics." I think they want me to get sentimental about this abstract piece of doing business. Some viewers who