Think you've got it bad?

Hugh Hefner's ex says she was never 'turned on' by him...
Man attempts surgery on his hernia with butter knife...
Stinky Mystery Waste Washes Up On VA Beaches...
Exploding Toilet Injures Air Force Man during Military Exercise...
Hospital Bills Dead Woman $9.2 million...
MCDONALD'S Manager Fired For Punching Customer With Service Dog...
We may be alone in the universe after all...

-- The Drudge