Let him stay on the bus to nowhere

That's your president in that thing.
It is ridiculously easy to make fun of your President, so it's not fun anymore, but let's do it anyway. He is begging me to.

His public relations office has admitted that his "official" tour through states vital in the next election -- paid for by taxpayers -- is in fact a political trip. The office used these words in its newsletter: "The spectacle of a